Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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