He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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