I showed him my bush... on skype.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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