let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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