His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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