There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
we're making bets on your personal life
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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