how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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