i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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