dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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