were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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