yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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