So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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