Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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