This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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