The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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