ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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