Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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