Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
