he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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