I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
