I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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