? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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