Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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