yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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