it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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