This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
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My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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