i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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