I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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