He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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