Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
too bad you live with your parents still
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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