There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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