508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Threesome in a minivan. New low
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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