she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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