thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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