Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Plan B is the new Plan A
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
