i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
you had me at cake vodka
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I woke up under a house in Key West
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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