My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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