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no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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