just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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