we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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