Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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