thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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