if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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