i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Randomize
