Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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