Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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