just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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