I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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