Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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