R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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