Sponge bath it is.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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