New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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