Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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