it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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