standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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