Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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